Oppo Resistance: now recruiting!

". ." (xllx) 05/10/2016 at 03:50 • Filed to: oppo elections, la resistance

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So apparently the Oppo elections are on over. I think this is a great time to start a movement that’ll topple the future president of Oppo and set up a nice junta. Who’s with me? Vive la résistance!

Alfalfa > . . 05/10/2016 at 03:55

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Am I doing it right?

. . > Alfalfa 05/10/2016 at 03:58

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Nope. You’re not being enough of a pretentious prick.

DKerstan > . . 05/10/2016 at 04:15

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The elections are over... Your victim president has been sworn in.

. . > DKerstan 05/10/2016 at 04:18

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That’s fine with me. This way we won’t have to wait with the coup d’etat, executing dissidents and all the other fun stuff. :D

DKerstan > . . 05/10/2016 at 04:26

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Do we need a guillotine? Or will two to the base of the skull work?

Alfalfa > . . 05/10/2016 at 04:27

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Well shit. I guess I need to grow a beard and watch more independent and international films.

. . > DKerstan 05/10/2016 at 04:29

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I’m definitely a fan of good ol’ Madame La Guillotine. Works great as a symbol. However, in a pinch any method of getting rid of our opponents will work. :D That includes tickling.

. . > Alfalfa 05/10/2016 at 04:30

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Remember to not use subtitles in foreign movies!

Alfalfa > . . 05/10/2016 at 05:05

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I would never need them, I’m teaching myself Japanese.

Teflexing > . . 05/10/2016 at 05:47

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I think an assassination is in order...Calling all Mustang owners

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > . . 05/10/2016 at 06:18

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We need a leader who will say no to cross blog immigrants! Down with these people!!! Screen the Jezebelians and banish them back to where they came!!! And who will protect us from OSIS, the Opposite State of Illest Stance????????

xyzabc > . . 05/10/2016 at 06:52

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Everyone needs good leadership, but we don’t trust authority.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > . . 05/10/2016 at 06:59

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Make them fix an All Road. That should be torture enough.

Klaus Schmoll > . . 05/10/2016 at 08:29

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Can we start looting now, Sir? Erm, Great Leader.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > . . 05/10/2016 at 08:44

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Did somebody say junta?

. . > Klaus Schmoll 05/10/2016 at 09:05

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If you feel like it. Just try to stick to looting dissidents. :P

Your boy, BJR > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/10/2016 at 09:28

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Me. Your president. I'm all for all of that shit. I'm gonna build the biggest, dick wavingest wall you've ever seen.

. . > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 09:42

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Oi. Bad president! Bad! No negotiating with the resistance! Shoo!

RallyWrench > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 05/10/2016 at 10:04

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But I'm really good at that, it'd just make me stronger.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > . . 05/10/2016 at 10:15

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Down with rolland!

Party-vi > Alfalfa 05/10/2016 at 11:36

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I fucking <3 this

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > . . 05/10/2016 at 11:51

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Too bad so sad. I’m overthrowing you as leader of this Junta. You’re too spineless to overthrow Rolland. If you call me General Secretary I won’t put you in the CUV gulag. Yet.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > DKerstan 05/10/2016 at 11:54

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We need a trebuchet for our executions waste management

. . > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 05/10/2016 at 11:55

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Bwahahaha. Being spineless is like the number 1 prerequisite for running a military dictatorship. Get on my level, breh.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > . . 05/10/2016 at 11:56

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I will crush you with a slab of western aggression.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > . . 05/10/2016 at 13:27

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This is your one and only warning. The Great King Rolland has, in his infinite mercy, granted you all the opportunity to flee for your lives. All Hail the Great and Forever King Of OPPO.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Klaus Schmoll 05/10/2016 at 13:40

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His Infinite Greatness Sir Benjamin Rolland issues One Warning. Cease the dissent, or face untold wrath. You have been justly notified by the Honey Badger, Acting Directer of the OPPO Special Forces.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > DKerstan 05/10/2016 at 13:40

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His Infinite Greatness Sir Benjamin Rolland issues One Warning. Cease the dissent, or face untold wrath. You have been justly notified by the Honey Badger, Acting Directer of the OPPO Special Forces.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Alfalfa 05/10/2016 at 13:40

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His Infinite Greatness Sir Benjamin Rolland issues One Warning. Cease the dissent, or face untold wrath. You have been justly notified by the Honey Badger, Acting Directer of the OPPO Special Forces.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Teflexing 05/10/2016 at 13:40

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His Infinite Greatness Sir Benjamin Rolland issues One Warning. Cease the dissent, or face untold wrath. You have been justly notified by the Honey Badger, Acting Directer of the OPPO Special Forces.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/10/2016 at 13:40

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His Infinite Greatness Sir Benjamin Rolland issues One Warning. Cease the dissent, or face untold wrath. You have been justly notified by the Honey Badger, Acting Directer of the OPPO Special Forces.

Klaus Schmoll > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 13:45

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As if I gave a shit who pretends to be on top. I just like shiny things!

DKerstan > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 13:47

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I am the Self Appointed Election Committee Chairman, and counter of votes. I can out rig any candidate’s rigging.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Klaus Schmoll 05/10/2016 at 13:49

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We have shiny things too.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > DKerstan 05/10/2016 at 13:53

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DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE MESSING WITH?

. . > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 13:56

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I think I speak for all of us when I say: pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > . . 05/10/2016 at 14:01

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Why You

DKerstan > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 14:02

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I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > DKerstan 05/10/2016 at 14:04

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We shall rain fire from the heavens, you fool.

DKerstan > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 14:08

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Klaus Schmoll > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 14:15

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Perfect! Just keep playing around with these so that everybody watches you. I might maybe park a few of those in a slightly different spot.

. . > Klaus Schmoll 05/10/2016 at 14:19

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If you come across some AMGs grab one for your El General, will you?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 14:28

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Let me and him settle it the Jersey way

Klaus Schmoll > . . 05/10/2016 at 14:40

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Of course, but sheeeesh keep it quiet. We have to move quick and stay under the radar while those Americans keep waving their penis extensions guns around.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/10/2016 at 14:41

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No, I’m Canadian. That means your only option to challenge Great King Rolland for Leadership is to chug maple syrup until somebody pukes.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > . . 05/10/2016 at 14:45

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Uh-Uh-Uh

No AMG’s for political dissidents. You travel by bicycle with backup wheelbarrow for luggage.

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I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Klaus Schmoll 05/10/2016 at 14:48

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Hey Hey now, I’m Canadian.

Klaus Schmoll > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 15:00

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So at least you have universal health care when Camacho Rolland accidently shoots you in the back. BTW, how’s life as a first lady treating you so far?

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Klaus Schmoll 05/10/2016 at 15:07

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‘Tis a life of abject misery dealing with the vile populace of OPPO under the reign of our great Leader. The threats and the insults only make the Honey Badger stronger and more bitter. But We Shall Not Be Moved.

Klaus Schmoll > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 15:39

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Good boy! Keep telling that to yourself. They are not laughing at you, they are laughing with you. That’s the spirit!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 15:45

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I can do that

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Klaus Schmoll 05/10/2016 at 16:01

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Speaking of spirits, I think it’s time.

It’s been a long afternoon.

Teflexing > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 16:05

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I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Teflexing 05/10/2016 at 16:12

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We will come for your Mitatas. You have been warned.

Teflexing > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 16:18

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You monster.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Teflexing 05/10/2016 at 16:24

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Those who do what is necessary will always be known as monsters. I carry the name proudly, knowing what I do is done for the good of all OPPO-kind

Teflexing > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 16:34

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You are also a Honey Badger. And how dare you say you do all for OPPO-kind, I am the voice of reason. Embrace your conscience...

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Teflexing 05/10/2016 at 16:37

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Yes. That too. Sometimes Honey Badger just wants to watch the world miatas burn.

Teflexing > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 05/10/2016 at 17:00

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Miata’s are OPPO’s the car world’s jack russel terrier, they are our mascot! Dear Lord, sometimes I wish Zoidberg became emperor.

Cherry_man1 > . . 05/10/2016 at 18:27

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We have been waiting. We are Legion we are Twister Specials.